“If you’re not sat on my face by 12, I’m going home”
I love my friends. Tonight should be a blast!
“I’m seeing someone”
“I’m not really interested”
“I like women”
all the above mean stop trying to chat me up. being persistent won’t impress me, it makes me think you’re a fucking dick.
I really fucking miss Dan Smith. 3 consecutive days seeing him and I’m probably being a twat but I miss his company. We make the best darts team.
Why did me and my last ex break up - Jesus Christ, the last boyfriend I had (that lasted longer than 3 days) was like 4 and a half years ago, he cheated, I found out, forgave him, dumped me shortly after anyway. Was a very long time ago, my luck’s not changed much haha
When people don’t talk to you for a number of years, find out you’re working in a tattoo studio, then only talk to you because they want you to get them half rates, or draw you up two sleeves (“I’ll give you a fiver for it if you want” - if I’m lucky), or at half an hour to fucking midnight when I’m getting ready for sleep messaging on me on fb chat saying “I want a tat but I don’t know what” to then say after racking my brains out “I want tribal on my arm” ARGH ARGH ARGH
if you’re Olly Murs
Went shopping in Manchester earlier today. Got myself a little sleek mp3 player to replace my iPod touch, RIP, so I have something to keep me entertained on my way to work every morning now. Have already completely filled it with pop punk, hip hop and motown. Bought a few dvds to watch in the car on my way home tomorrow too.
Not sure what the plans are for NY, I actually have 4 lots of plans but can’t decide so might sack ‘em all off and just chill with my mum when I get back to Nottingham tomorrow.